Post by FuZzNuT-[TU]- on Sept 1, 2006 0:37:48 GMT -5
‘Ruffles and Flourishes’ …………. Be seated.
(-PATTON MODE ON-)
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a Tourney by dying for his Clan. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for HIS Clan. Men, all this stuff you’ve heard about TU's not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the Tourneys, is a lot of horse dung. TU's love to fight. All real TU's love the sting of battle.
Now, a Clan is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don’t know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.
We have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit and the best men in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By God, I do. We’re not just going to shoot the bastards, we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the lines of our grapples! We’re going to murder those SNS boyz by the bushel!
Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The SNS are the enemy. Wade into THEM. Spill THEIR blood. Shoot THEM in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your fellow Clan Member's face, you'll know what to do.
Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We’re not holding anything. Let the SNS Clan do that! WE ARE ADVANCING CONSTANTLY AND WE'RE NOT INTERESTED IN HOLDING ONTO ANYTHING EXCEPT THE SNS CLAN! WE'RE GOING TO HOLD ONTO THEM BY THE NOSE AND WE'RE GOING TO KICK THEM IN THE ASS!! WE'RE GOING TO KICK THE HELL OUT OF THEM ALL THE TIME AND WE'RE GOING TO GO THROUGH THEM LIKE CRAP THROUGH A GOOSE!!!
Alright now, you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, and I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle – anytime, anywhere.
That’s all.
(-PATTON MODE OFF-)[/color]
(-PATTON MODE ON-)
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a Tourney by dying for his Clan. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for HIS Clan. Men, all this stuff you’ve heard about TU's not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the Tourneys, is a lot of horse dung. TU's love to fight. All real TU's love the sting of battle.
Now, a Clan is a team. It lives, eats, sleeps, fights as a team. This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap. The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality for the Saturday Evening Post don’t know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating.
We have the finest food and equipment, the best spirit and the best men in the world. You know, by God I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. By God, I do. We’re not just going to shoot the bastards, we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the lines of our grapples! We’re going to murder those SNS boyz by the bushel!
Now, some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you'll chicken out under fire. Don't worry about it. I can assure you that you will all do your duty. The SNS are the enemy. Wade into THEM. Spill THEIR blood. Shoot THEM in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your fellow Clan Member's face, you'll know what to do.
Now there’s another thing I want you to remember. I don’t want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We’re not holding anything. Let the SNS Clan do that! WE ARE ADVANCING CONSTANTLY AND WE'RE NOT INTERESTED IN HOLDING ONTO ANYTHING EXCEPT THE SNS CLAN! WE'RE GOING TO HOLD ONTO THEM BY THE NOSE AND WE'RE GOING TO KICK THEM IN THE ASS!! WE'RE GOING TO KICK THE HELL OUT OF THEM ALL THE TIME AND WE'RE GOING TO GO THROUGH THEM LIKE CRAP THROUGH A GOOSE!!!
Alright now, you sons-of-bitches, you know how I feel. Oh, and I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle – anytime, anywhere.
That’s all.
(-PATTON MODE OFF-)[/color]