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Post by FuZzNuT-[TU]- on May 29, 2008 20:09:34 GMT -5
The creators of such fantastically goofy and fun(if you like B horror) movies such as The Puppetmaster series, Meridian, Oblivion etc. have just opened up a Youtube channel. In the two months they've been on they've uploaded most of their movies to youtube. My friends and I back in the day would get off work for the weekend, geta few 12 packs of beer and clean out the B horror section of the movie rental place. Get home and get smashed and laugh our asses off at some of the antics in these movies. Here's the first one in one of me and my friends favorite series. The Puppetmaster.Actually the first and the second movie are perhaps the best. After that they became real popular and then it seems they just started milking the cash cow. But they're still fun for background noise at a party. I recommend not watching them sober. i love these movies and I can barely do that. I'm including a link to a playlist I created for the first Puppetmaster movie. The PuppetMaster
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Post by paradise on May 30, 2008 1:00:46 GMT -5
Have you ever watched "Dune"? Although the movie deems itself to be a monumental serious classic masterpiece, it falls flat onto its ass with some really ridiculously stupid looking visuals and plenty of corny dialogue which comes out as fake as bad as it wants to be futuristic.
I am watching it with my husband. And even though the movie is 177 minutes long - almost 3 hours, a lot of dumb shit pops up that makes you burst out with laughter.
I am more than halfway done with it, I believe. Here are some of the highlights of stupidities:
-A floating fat man into the air with a disqusting skin condition that oozes out puss upon closeups and sweaty face with unkept hair thinning out and looking plain dirty. Not to mention this pig has one of the most disgusting fat feet and toes with fungus infected dragon toenails I have ever seen, and even his gross feet are sweating! I had to pause my eating until the scene ended.
- The Harkonnens - have these red stains below their mouths and it resembles herpes that close that watching them speak makes you retch.
- They have this disgusting creature called "The Navigator" - who really looks as a inflated piece of shit floating into a piss filled glass tank with two oozing eyes circling round and around and a mouth that looks as a moving pussy. Not that, this thing also supposedly warps things into space. The way it does it is it vomits out fire from his mouth which looks like a pussy and then the fire shoots also out of its asshole which both look as a disgusting oozing contracting sphincter.
- Some of the people are THAT plain f-ing ugly that it hurts to look at them. One memorable character is this short lady - which was an notorious actress for other B 80s movies of all genres - that looks like a demented troll and her voice and mannerism is downright f-ing annoying that you want to reach through the screen and grab her midget ass and toss her up into the air and meet her half-way with a swift kick which will land her into the dirtiest trashcan NYC can offer and triumphantly exclaim "Thouchdown!"
- Thufir - Harkonnens' mentat has these ridiculously big f-ing eyebrows that appear as squirrels' tails moving up and down as he talks and you get tempted to grab a barber's electric trimmer and shave the whole f-ing stupid thing off.
Into fact the whole movie is pretty disgusting, come to think of it.
- People have stupid looking hairdoes that look plain f-ing dumb making them appear as huge idiots even before they open their mouths to utter more idiocies. The most pleasant character is the Duke's son, Paul Atreides, even he has this mushroom looking hairdo onto the top of his head.
All of this is not to say that the move is necessarily bad. It does present a lot of interesting ideas, although being year 10,000 and something these humans are pretty primitive both into appearance and technology not to mention their formal intended language which is a straight failed rip-off out of the extremely popular Star Trek original series which came out 20 years earlier.
Regardless, this movie should be rented, if not for a few laughs and numerous disgusting moments which will give you 2nd thoughts of making love to your wife tonight - it is fun and even graciously funny as some characters pound their fists onto the table yelling "We will fight for the Spice!" lol.
I got NetFlix and I will be watching Indiana Jones trilogy next and later Blade Runner. I know those are a safer bet.
Have a good one.
-T.
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Post by paradise on May 30, 2008 10:49:05 GMT -5
That clip got me intrigued I will be watching that movie. You will also enjoy this one, British horror with aliens. Xtro. The whole movie was actually onto Youtube broken into parts, it got removed meanwhile, you can still watch the trailers for it. My favorite horror movie of all time: from the genius of horror Italian Director - Lucio Fulci's - Zombi 3. Watching it, it is as exciting as actually playing a horror survival videogame especially with that ultra cool music - which never gets old - kicking into when tense moments arise. DivX High Quality Trailer - movies.nytimes.com/movie/141834/Zombi-3/trailersRegular YouTube - www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjT1yUywbhwBoth these movies are rare as they are from the 80s and foreign - European. There are also sequels and prequels to them. Xtro has Xtro 2 and Zombi 3 has Zombi 2. You might have to do some digging for them, I got them from Amazon. Make certain you got a strong stomach for both as they get pretty gory and they show what they will never show into America.
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Post by FuZzNuT-[TU]- on Jun 2, 2008 16:37:38 GMT -5
PUPPET MASTER IItesting to see how to embed my linked list. Still wont play them in order automatically but until I figure it out I submit this for your approval. The second and probably best Puppet Master movie. Personally I think the creepy undead puppetmaster steals the show, alone with a fairly nude Charlie Spradling. After it stops playing you can just select in the window the scrolling icons that indicate the next part to view. Very easy. Not as easy as a linked list but it'll have to do for now. Here's a direct link to the playlist I created: PuppetMaster II playlist
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Post by paradise on Jun 2, 2008 17:26:19 GMT -5
Are you going to embed the whole movie here? Cool, I watched the first part here anyway.
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Post by FuZzNuT-[TU]- on Jun 2, 2008 18:33:55 GMT -5
Well I'm trying to figure out how to embed the youtube playlists I created. that way it plays them automatically one after the other and we dont have to run around looking for part 2, part 3 etc.
My attempts didnt work. It only plays part 1 and then stops.
I'm looking into it.
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Post by FuZzNuT-[TU]- on Jun 3, 2008 1:23:26 GMT -5
Are you going to embed the whole movie here? Cool, I watched the first part here anyway. First post has been modified with link to playlist. Right now I dont know how to embed a whole playlist. That would be cool. However I've included the links directly to the playlist if you wish to see either/both movies in their entirety.
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Post by paradise on Jun 3, 2008 11:40:49 GMT -5
Yes and many thanks for your kind efforts. You did you best and those playlists suffice for me and others and since there is nothing more to be done about it, we can make best with this.
It sucks I can not watch this at work where I am mostly at. Streaming media is blocked and my new fancy phone will not play YouTube and Flash files, I hope a proper App. will be written for it soon, as the Flash Player I downloaded for Windows Mobile 6 does not function onto my phone.
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Post by FuZzNuT-[TU]- on Jun 3, 2008 14:57:42 GMT -5
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Post by FuZzNuT-[TU]- on Jun 18, 2008 17:51:00 GMT -5
I'm currently in the process of attempting to upgrade the TU forum boards video embedding functions. After posting on proboards support one of their coders came up with code to allow playlists to be played. I've been trying to implement this code to no success though it works great on their forums with their demo playlist, which was mine, puppetmaster II. It really works seamlessly. I'll get it figured out so the board might go wonky every now and then for the next day or so. When its done the upgrade will enhance the boards video/multimedia playing and viewing ability a bit beyond just youtube vids. We'll probably have the most advanced media playing board in the entire Quake community. Also, how to embed the Youtube videos will change. It will still be way simpler than Quakeone's setup.
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Post by paradise on Jun 20, 2008 0:43:26 GMT -5
One observation I made is that the embedded video is smaller into size than the original one. This must come from the code, the resizing of the video. I know you can probably not do anything about it, I just felt like pointing it out.
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Post by FuZzNuT-[TU]- on Jun 20, 2008 1:56:55 GMT -5
Yeah. The new embedding style will actually be bigger by about 50%
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