Post by Ð'Rouen_TU on May 31, 2006 15:44:40 GMT -5
This was just TOO FUNNY!!! had to share it!!
Incidently was from Dopa!!
The Pastor's Ass
A Pastor wanted to raise money for his church, and on being told there
was
a fortune to be made in horse racing, he decided to purchase one and enter
it in the races. At the local auction however, the going price for a horse
was so high, that like Jesus, he ended up buying a donkey instead. He
figured since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the
races, and to his surprise, the donkey came in third.
The next day the local paper carried this headline: "Pastor's Ass Shows"
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the races
again, and this time it won!
The local paper read: "Pastor's Ass Out Front"
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper read: " Bishop Scratches Pastor's Ass "
The Bishop was fit to be tied. He ordered the Pastor to get rid of the
donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent.
The local paper, hearing the news,posted this headline the next day:
"Nun Has Best Ass in Town"
The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars.
The next day, the paper printed: "Nun Sells Ass For $10.00"
After the Bishop was revived, he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and
lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: "Nun Announces Her Ass Is Wild and Free"
The Bishop was buried the next day.
Incidently was from Dopa!!
The Pastor's Ass
A Pastor wanted to raise money for his church, and on being told there
was
a fortune to be made in horse racing, he decided to purchase one and enter
it in the races. At the local auction however, the going price for a horse
was so high, that like Jesus, he ended up buying a donkey instead. He
figured since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the
races, and to his surprise, the donkey came in third.
The next day the local paper carried this headline: "Pastor's Ass Shows"
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the races
again, and this time it won!
The local paper read: "Pastor's Ass Out Front"
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper read: " Bishop Scratches Pastor's Ass "
The Bishop was fit to be tied. He ordered the Pastor to get rid of the
donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent.
The local paper, hearing the news,posted this headline the next day:
"Nun Has Best Ass in Town"
The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for ten dollars.
The next day, the paper printed: "Nun Sells Ass For $10.00"
After the Bishop was revived, he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and
lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: "Nun Announces Her Ass Is Wild and Free"
The Bishop was buried the next day.